my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
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my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
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Really? Do you really like a girl who can eat 823 calories of junk? I bet you like a girl who eats the extra 450 calories worth of damn fries on the side too right? Well I can bet you that you don’t like the 250 pound girl who eats like that. You like the 115 pound blonde bombshell who is naturally skinny. So what I really think you meant to say was: “I like a girl with a naturally fast metabolism”. Bitch, please.
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The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.
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